Friday 3 August 2007

Colin: prune is totes for only the best people
we should make a list and make sure no one else comes in

Monday 16 July 2007

My Fire Island sweet sixteen.

Friday 13 July 2007

Entrance

I was thinking for my entrance... I could jump out of a big, decorated box.

Thursday 12 July 2007

request

Colin: haha
yeah, like 10 10:30ish
I want the loose bitches
I am the loose bitches

transportation is key as well

do we want to spend loads of benjamins on puffy poodums fitzpatty


senorita fitzputta needs to roll up in stilo.















Colin's mom is getting all nostalgic and sent this photo of gay babycakes fitzpoodums. She suggests a slide show of Colin over the years. Aww!


Chompz

Everyday can be a holiday in the gay congo.

who wants to be the first...?

... to insult colin with your half-assed attempts to use photoshop?



... to wear two douchey party hats?



... to die alone?



... to die alone?



... tie dye alone?

Wednesday 11 July 2007

party favors!


scabby on a can! [jack + coke]
Creampies totes at midnight

and of course unicorns

for security, ie, bouncers who

know what's up, perhaps the pound puppies? gotta keep the bolemic biotches out.

and the aliens who smoke pot

and no dikes, cept for buffy tu


Can we not play any birthday party drinking games.

OMG

me: omg, I'm worried nobody blogged about my party
Erin: huh?
people have been nonstop blogging about your party.
Sent at 5:47 PM on Wednesday
me: it stopped right at lunch
Erin: omg col
me: I'm posting this conversation

THERE goes the entertainment!

no fatties?

colin requests something on the invite:

Colin: hey
can it say "no fatties" on the invite
?
me: YES
i'll post that.

face down, ass up.

we should hire models to carry colin in on a stretcher.
perhaps a medical stretcher, because then it will already be there when it's time to get colin home.

belly flops at 4AM

re: julian's outfit idea

i'ma wear this cuz i'm pear shaped.

the letter i just sent to my grandma re: colin's birthday party

Hey Meema!
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Dear Meema,
How are you? I am so glad that you finally learned how to use your e-mail!
How is everything going with your hip? I know it has been bothering you for a while, but my Dad says that it's been getting a little better now that you are doing those exercizes.
Anyway, I just wanted to write you and say "Hi." Also, I wanted to invite you to Colin Fistpatrick's Super Sweet 16th Birthday Bash! It's going to be in Brooklyn. I know it's hard for you to get around, but I think thatt your presense/ presents at the party would really contribute to the atmosphere. You are so full of joy!
Love, Erin

P.S. Don't wear a fanny pack cuz ya might get robbed.

So embarassed!!!!

Omg! you guyz! This is so embarassing!

scabies flyer.

erin, will you wear this?


please?

This looks fun

the buffet



will obvi be stinky-ass korean food. which colin luvs because it, "cleans you out."

ps. i found this photo at english.people.com
seriously.

Steve and Cody singing the Pokemon th... Steve and Cody singing the Pokemon theme song at Colin's 16th birthday party

another party favor idea

ill be wearing this


party favor?


Because obvi colin is like jesus. but with more scabies

obvious choice for party ice sculpture.

sweets!


the pokemon on the left is called Scabbiox, and of course Pikachu cant get enough of it. LOVESIT!































Questionnaire: Colin's Sweet 16

OMG - Okay, in order to cater to our pre-diva, we need to know some things first:

What's Colin's fave color?
What's Colin's fave hip hop artist(the one on his ring tone)?:
What's his fave snack of all time?
Should we all wear side pony tails for the party?

japanese fitzslutty visits new york for


tomagatochi-themed blowout? Japanese baby doll girls run amok. OMG. I am so overloaded by ideas I may pee in my spider-man undies!

alternate DJ idea



<3

Colin loves sixteen...



... like a fat girl loves cake

maybe we could do artistic roller skating.

DJ idea

Party Favors...

OMG, you guyz!!!!!

I can't wait to turn sixteen! My dad is totally getting me this lexus that I look really hot in and I'll drive you to Denny's in it!

Cake Idea

colin is turning 16!

time to blog about it, obvi.

cake idea #1: